Giants Pitching Staff Makes Fools of Us All in 5-0 Shutout

Well, that was humbling. We backed Chase Burns and his elite 2.51 ERA against Carson Whisenhunt's batting-practice 7.03 mark, and the baseball gods laughed directly in our faces. The Giants blanked Cincinnati 5-0 at Oracle Park, turning our "decisive pitching mismatch" into a punchline. Whisenhunt, who we essentially…