Guardians Offense No-Shows as Padres Blank Cleveland Behind Steady Pitching

The Guardians managed exactly zero runs in a 5-0 home embarrassment against San Diego, turning DarkHorse's Guardians ML pick into a complete whiff. The entire premise — that Casey Mize's 9.64 ERA made him batting practice material — collapsed spectacularly as the Padres' maligned righty somehow neutralized Cleveland's…