San Diego FC Crushes Rapids 3-0, Regression Narrative Gets Steamrolled

Well, that was humbling. San Diego FC dismantled Colorado 3-0 at home, turning our regression-to-the-mean thesis into confetti. The Rapids' vaunted defensive form—0.2 goals-against over five games—evaporated in Southern California as San Diego's attack finally matched their underlying numbers with ruthless efficiency.…