Galaxy Grind Out Ugly Win, DarkHorse Cashes the Under in Clasico Snoozefest

The California Clasico delivered all the offensive fireworks of a wet matchbook, and DarkHorse nailed it. LA Galaxy escaped with a 1-0 victory over San Jose in a match that validated every pessimistic word of our under 3.5 call. One goal. Total. This wasn't soccer — it was trench warfare with corner flags. Galaxy's…