Vancouver Runs Wild, Buries Dallas and Our Under in Five-Goal Beatdown

So much for elite defensive profiles and fatigue narratives. Vancouver didn't just beat FC Dallas—they dismantled them 5-0 in a performance that turned our under 3.0 ticket into confetti before halftime. We leaned hard on the Whitecaps' stingy home form and Dallas's xG regression risk, banking on short rest to grind…