Game Recap
Steelers Grind Out Road Win as DarkHorse Eats Crow on Tampa Fade
Pittsburgh 26, Tampa Bay 19. Our Buccaneers +2.5 pick crashed harder than Baker Mayfield's imaginary absence from this game—because, newsflash, Baker actually played and our entire premise was cooked from jump. That's what happens when you build a house on faulty intel: the foundation crumbles and you're left holding a losing ticket.
The Steelers did exactly what we said they couldn't do—won on the road, covering the short number with room to spare. Pittsburgh's defense suffocated Tampa's attack when it mattered, and their offense scraped together just enough to stay ahead throughout. That vaunted 0-2 road record? Ancient history after this performance. Meanwhile, Tampa's 10 days of rest translated into exactly zero momentum, as they spent most of Sunday playing catch-up and never found a rhythm.
The low-scoring grind materialized as expected—total landed comfortably under 39—but when you're on the wrong side of the spread, style points don't pay. We leaned into situational angles and market movement while ignoring the most critical detail: who was actually taking snaps. Lesson learned. Pittsburgh showed up, Tampa folded, and we're 0-1 on the week. Onto the next.