Giants Sleepwalk Past Dolphins 26-3, Under Cashes Easy in Preseason Snoozefest

The Giants limped into Miami and somehow made a 26-3 beatdown look boring—exactly what we called. DarkHorse AI locked in the under 36.5, and this preseason disaster delivered a combined 29 points with all the offensive firepower of a wet firecracker. Miami's offense was DOA, managing just a field goal against a Giants…